Getting Hamsters: 10 Reasons to Get Your Child a Hamster - or Not

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Gotta Give 'em Creidt: Hamsters Are Cute - Permission Granted
Gotta Give 'em Creidt: Hamsters Are Cute - Permission Granted
Hamster is a funny word for some parents - they just don't wanna go there. But your child wants a hamster so here's help in making your Hamster decision.

Okay, yes, let's get it out of the way: they are rodents. They have incisor teeth that keep on growing - so they constantly gnaw - and while arguably cuter than a rat and far less nasty-seeming they are still rodents. Only your child won't care. So why do you?

Whether it's at Christmas of 2010, which nears as of this writing, or before or past, when the kid wants a hamster at the very least you need to consider it. Hamsters have been domesticated in North America since the 1930s and many parents have grown fond of them so you might, too.

Hamsters are (Mostly) Gentle and Live Longer in Captivity

They're gentle, or mostly gentle. If you were to leave two males in a cage they are likely to fight to the death, true, but otherwise they don't cause trouble. Or much. They replicate a great deal; indeed some species start when they're a month old while others take a whopping two or three months to begin popping out pups. They can have several litters a year.

Like more than three.

Of course you can always get just the one hamster though your child might not be pleased. "It's lonely," he or she might say. "It really needs a nice friend."

Getting a Hamster: Caring for Hamsters is Easy and Cheap

Hamsters don't require a lot of maintenance and are not costly animals to keep. A large cage might run you around 50-70 bucks in a store but are actually cheaper to buy online. Hamster food is cheap, a $3 bag of nuts and bits of seeds will last months and the cost of bedding is also cheap. The cage should be cleaned out at least once a week and fresh water should be given regularly.

The bottom line is that if your kid wants a hamster, well, it's the birthright of a contemporary kid to have one (or more). And hey, it's not like we're cruel to hamsters, they actually will live longer in captivity, in a hamster cage, on average, than the wild. Now you can figure out plenty of reasons for not getting a hamster. Here are some reasons to get a hamster:

Top Ten Reasons to Get Your Kid a Hamster

  1. They don't eat much. Why not? Because they're not much bigger than a bar of soap.
  2. You kid will be so excited to have a hamster he'll take care of it - for about one week.
  3. A hamster's droppings are small and the cages easy to clean...well, it's something.
  4. Because hamsters are a nocturnal creature, your child will learn a brand new word.
  5. They escape a lot so your family will spend quality time together looking for Hammy.
  6. Having one is a really good lesson for your cat in restraint; or at least that's the plan.
  7. Hamsters spin about on a wheel and it will remind you of how pointless life can be.
  8. That last one is a bit depressing so next a comforting one: their bite only hurts a bit.
  9. Should they bother you then all you need to do is to stick their cage in another room.
  10. Hard finding 10 but let's end here: Others have learned to love them so you can, too.

Don't Get Your Child a Hamster, Do Get Your Child a Hamster - Your Choice

The bottom line is that she's gonna be thrilled to see that furry little mammal spin in the wheel and roll in the hamster ball and chew its way through the wiring at the back of your computer. Besides you love your child right? Right. So it stands to reason that you love anything that will make her or him happy. Alright then - time to decide and it's all up to you.

Happy Hamstering.

Canadian actor Hondro writes about many subjects., James N. Hondro

Marcus Hondro - Marcus Hondro is a wide-ranging writer and actor based near Vancouver, Canada.

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Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM
Guest :
My parents are not the type to just give in, so I often have to make these decisions myself! So I've done a lot of research and my parents still won't let me get one!!!! I need help!!! I also showed them this! Is there any way that I might get one or is my hope of getting a hamster gone???
Oct 3, 2010 7:55 AM
Guest :
You should show your maturity around the house, and just STOP TALKING about it for a few days. After those days, ask your parents ,"Why can I not have a hamster? Please give me one reason." If the reason is something like,"Because we don't need one." or ,'It's a money issue" you might just want to abandon all hope and move on. (Sorry.) If they say something like,"IM NOT TALKING ABOUT IT,DO YOU HEAR ME??" then they're probably just irritated about you nagging them all the time. Wait a month or so and try them again. If they say,'Because I'm the parent and I said so." then you should consistently be nice, accomodating, and DON'T MENTION HAMSTERS for a couple of months (I know, a long time), but thats how you get it done. They'll know you're mature by restraining yourself. Ask for one for Christmas or your Birthday. Once you think your parents are accepting that you really want a hamster, you should specify which breed of hammy you want, the gender, three reasons why, and leave it at that for a while.
First of all, though, are you sure you REALLY want a hamster, and know all of the breed's temerments?
Example: Robo Hammies are cute, but they tend not to be very good with being held.
Explain to your parents all of the Cons (make sure you have more cons than pros) of owning a hamster (cleaning out the cage, taming, ect.) Explain that you understand that there things are unpleasant but the pros will make up for it. Try to get your parent to take you to a Petsmart to look at the hammies. If you're lucky theyll do something funny and you'll moreso inch toward getting a hamster. Maybe they'll fall for the cuteness (adults have feelings too) and you'll get one. Basically, when your parents say ,"Stop talking about it.", then stop talking about it. Be persistant, not annoying.

GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR HAMMY

:)


Dec 6, 2010 5:46 PM
Guest :
nahh you just need to keep asking for one until they get mad because thats how they will now you really want a hamster and that your going to take care of it feed it and all the stuff they need
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